No, it is not marketing hype—this is our world in the 21st century and now we have the ability to quickly make new friends, seduce lovers, and even be more successful using the scientifically proven effects of pheromones!
Pheromones are found naturally in all living things and have been proven to create a sexual response when inhaled by the opposite sex. Sadly, we wash away pheromones with soap or cover them up with deodorant thus robbing of us of their power to affect and influence other people.
But Alpha Pheromone Oil Extracts were designed to release specialized pheromones throughout the day to help elicit specific results.
Alpha™ Pheromone Oil Extracts: Create Your Own Personal Cocktail for Success.
Shock & Awe
Confidence Formulation
Just one drop of Shock & Awe will give you the confidence to conquer any situation and is guaranteed to have even your boss eating out of your hand by lunch! Our special formula is specifically designed to inhibit negative responses by stimulating the release of “feel good” molecules in your brain. When you need to get the job, the girl, or simply to kick some ass and take a few names—then its time for Shock & Awe: The most powerful weapon they’ll never see coming!
Retail Price: $19.99
Submission
Seduction Formulation
If you are tired of her playing “hard to get” and are ready to have the best odds of “closing the deal”, then you need to break out the big guns: Submission. The most concentrated and potent “love juice” on the market today, Submission will have her “submitting” to your every desire. For the most potent “pheromone club cocktail”, try combining the powers of Shock & Awe, Click Tracks, and Submission!
Warning: Use of these three extracts has been indirectly linked to sporadic cases of “dry humping” on dance floors and one confirmed case of gang rape by a group of off-duty strippers on one very nervous, but happy, 18-year old Alpha male using WAY too much for his own good!
Retail Price: $19.99
Khan
Charisma Formulation
“Khan” is an ancient word for king. Khan Alpha Pheromone Extract will make you feel like a king because this potent blend stimulates the release of hormones that dramatically enhance energy and confidence levels which translates into instant charisma. Be warned, wearers of Khan have been reported to “charm the pants” right off of beautiful women making for some awkward situations!
Retail Price: $19.99
Midas
Abundance Formulation
Legend has it that there was an ancient king named Midas who could turn anything to gold with the touch of his hand. Midas is our top secret formulation guaranteed to help you maximize every social or business situation by both enhancing self-confidence and increasing other people’s natural attraction to you on a chemical level. Basically, Midas gives you “mojo”, baby.
Warning: The effects of Midas are neutralized by another man wearing Midas so don’t tell anyone at work about it or they will have “mojo” too!
Retail Price: $19.99
Click Tracks
Attraction Formulation
You’ll never have to use another embarrassing line out of the “pick-up artist” dictionary when you put on some Click Tracks before heading out to the clubs! Women will be begging you for your phone number when the specially formulated Click Tracks pheromones instantly make you “the one” for any women within a 12 foot radius!
We strongly recommend against the use of Click Tracks for anyone working in the Managed Care (nursing homes) industry or working at or even near a bingo hall!
Retail Price: $19.99
Shox
Alpha Formulation
Shox has its name because we were so completely shocked by the power this extract has on just about anyone who comes into contact with it. Like true alpha males, anyone wearing Shox dominates the room and commands respect, period.
Warning: NEVER EVER TELL YOUR “WING MAN” ABOUT SHOX: Two men wearing the Shox extract are likely to overpower a room and can quite literally lead to rampant orgies and public sex!
Retail Price: $19.99
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