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Welcome to my virtual store, weary internet traveler!
Please, take a load off and stay a while.
Here, you will find an ever-changing, delightful assortment of quality historical clothing as well a variety of unique accoutrements for the perfect finishing touch.
Warning: Please do not use the term “costume” when referring to one of my garments or I may be forced to dispatch my hit troll, Billy Ray, to rough you up a little. Even though I must use this distasteful term in many of my listing titles, it still gives me the willies.
“Garb”, “Garment”, “Blouse Thingy” are all preferable.
“Costumes” are often poorly made with cheap materials and are quite likely to self-combust on a hot day at the Faire. Each article of clothing you’ll find in my store is of the utmost quality in workmanship, fabrics and trim, and is imbued with a little piece of my soul.
Please treat them kindly.
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