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Never cut what you can untie.
Never fight with an inanimate object.
Never argue with an idiot -
people might not be able to tell the difference.
Never try to outsmart a woman...unless you're another woman.
Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.
Never eat anything whose listed ingredients
cover more than a third of the package.
Never be flippantly rude to elderly strangers in foreign hotels.
They always turn out to be the King of Sweden.
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.
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Avoid the stores!
Do your Xmas shopping here!
I'll send your purchase wherever you want it to go!
I'll even wrap it for free! | 
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