Welcome aboard Capt'n Moondancer's Galley of Merchandise
AAYYEE,'Ahoy Maties, Let's be gettin this clear maties, Captn Moondancer Runs a Merchant Ship with a Fine Galley of Merchandise, We nay be Pirates, Aaaarrrggghhhh (Pirates be th'Scurvy of th'Seas.) With All that be'in said, Welcome Aboard Th Fine Ship "MOON DANCER". We hope Ye enjoy yer' most Unique Shopping Experience in our Galley of Merchandise. "Er Majesty The Queen" Has Proclaimed, "MOON DANCE MERCHANTS" as 'avin the FINEST QUALITY MERCHANDISE, Bein Offered at the FAIREST PRICES in the Realm." The Capt'n Invites ye to "COMPARE" Prices & Quality. Capt'n Moondancer makes 'em ~Walk the Plank~ on High Prices. All of are ~~Buy It Now~~ Store Prices, Be Lower than Retail Pricing. Guaranteed!! (If ye can find this stuff in yer neck of th' woods) Please Keep in Mind Maties, We be a ONE-OF-A-KIND E-Bay Store. On many items, we only have 1 in stock, and we are open 24/7 - 365 to Global E-Bay traffic. Many one-of-a-kind items may Sell minutes, if not seconds before your purchase. Many items are ~~MADE IN THE USA~~, Th Very Best Quality Merchandise. Always Very Unique, Always Very Limited to Stock On Hand. ~As Th Capt'n be sayin,~What's here today, May be gone by Morrow's tide.~ The Capt'n Also Be ~Slashing~ Prices Through-Out His Galley of Merchandise. Keep an 'Eye, Th' Capt'n has "SPECIAL DEALS" Hidden in His Galley of Merchandise. (Please Note: Our auctions are what they are, A one time auction, at a very low opening Bid Price) Aarrgghh Merchandise is of the Finest Quality, And is also 100% GUARANTEED. Customer Service be are #1 Priority. ***Please Check Out ar' Feedback, See what ar' customers be sayin*** Procure yer ~UNIQUE GIFTS~ from Capt'n Moondancer Today!! (We try our hardest to keep item's in stock for customers who pay within 3 Days.) No Guarantee's after that. (PLEASE NOTE: Very few items may be back-ordered if they are regular stock items) Th Capt'n also has ****FLAT RATE SHIPPING**** $1.95, $2.95,$3.95, on many items. And this be where we stand mate, We Ship USPS 1st Class (3 - 7 days) or Priority (2 - 3 days.) The weight limit for 1st Class is 13 ounces. Any weight over this must be sent Priority Mail.(Notice the difference between 3 - 7 Days & 2 - 3 Days for shipping Methods) Moon Dance Merchants thanks ye fer visiting Th Captn's Galley of Merchandise on Th Fine Ship Moon Dancer. May th winds always fill yer sails mate. Captn Moondancer
If Payment be made usin' Pay Pal, Please Remit within 3 Days. If payment be made by Cashiers Check or Money Order, Please Remit within 7 Days, Personal Checks are subject to a ten (10) Day Delay upon receipt. Made Payable to: "Moon Dance Merchants" P.O. Box 2435, Fullerton, Ca. 92837-2435.
###OUR SHIPPING POLICY:###
It used t' be, Only Davy Jones Locker an' Taxes be Inevitable. ~Now, ave' Course~ Thar be Shippin' an' Handlin' too. All items under 13 ounces ship 1st Class Mail with a Delivery Confirmation Number.(5 - 7 DAYS) All weight's over 13 ounces ship via USPS Priority Mail (2 - 3 Day Delivery with Tracking and Delivery Confirmation Number. We Ship th' Next Tide (Day) after payment be made & confirmed, Sometimes, we ship th' same tide. Monday - Friday, NAY shippin' on Sat. or Sun. PLEASE INSURE THE ITEM YOU PURCHASE!!! We be Nay Responsible for Transit Times, Delayed, Damaged, or Lost Mail, per E-Bay Policy. ****We Prefer to Ship Via USPS Priority 2 - 3 Day Delivery**** ==>***ANYWHERE IN THE USA***==> This also gives ye a Tracking & Delivery Confirmation Number, ****VIRTUAL GUARANTEED DELIVERY**** We Do Not ship to any unconfirmed Pay Pal (E-Bay) address's. Please do not ask us to ship to a different address other than the registered users verified address. Some address's may not be acceptable by USPS.
###OUR COMBINED SHIPPING & DISCOUNT POLICY###
Discount on Combined Shipping If Ye Buy 1 or more Items from our ~STORE~. 10% to 50% OFF S&H will be deducted from yer Invoice. NO Discounts or Combined Shipping Charges FOR COMBINED AUCTIONS. The auction prices are already discounted greatly. We Do Not Quote Shipping & Handling charges on Multiple item purchases from store or auctions.
###OUR RETURN POLICY###
Customer be responsible fer all fees associated with any Return Merchandise. Nay Shippin' Costs be Refundable. No exchanges. Store Credit, Cash Back if Defective within 7 Days.
###OTHER POLICIES###
Nay Pickup o' Merchandise. Please complete all transactions within 7 Days. We cannot Guarantee yer item will be in stock if not Paid for in 7 Days. Thanks Mate.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Here at Moon Dance Merchants, our #1 Priority Be Customer Service and Satisfaction. Please Check our Feedback, See what our Customers Be Sayin' bout our Merchandise and Delivery. We also be havin' a 100% Complete Satisfaction Guarantee!!! Please Bid with Confidence, We offer some o' th' Best Prices on E-Bay as Proclaimed by the Queen!!! Capt Moondancer invites ye to Compare Our Prices!!! We make `em Walk th' Plank on High Prices. FASTEST SHIPPING ON E-BAY!!! We ship th'next tide after payment confirmation. Thank You Fer Shoppin Captn Moondancer's Galley of Merchandise. Our Address is: Moon Dance Merchants, P.O. Box 2435, Fullerton, Ca. 92837-2435.
ALL correspondence Must Be through E-BAY MESSAGES. Please Note: We DO NOT respond to any e-mail sent to us, outside E-Bay MESSAGES.
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