Welcome aboard Capt'n Moondancer's Galley of Merchandise

AAYYEE,'Ahoy Maties, Let's be gettin this clear,"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH OUR SHIPPING PRICES,THEN DO NOT PURCHASE FROM TH CAPTN'S GALLEY" Captn Moondancer Runs a Merchant Ship with a Fine Galley of Merchandise Offered @ Discount Pricing. We Nay be Pirates, Aaarrgghh (Pirates be th'Scurvy of th'Seas.) With All that be'in said, Welcome Aboard Th Fine Ship "MOON DANCER". We hope Ye enjoy yer' Most Unique Shopping Experience. "Er Majesty The Queen" Has Proclaimed, "MOON DANCE MERCHANTS" as 'avin the FINEST QUALITY MERCHANDISE, at the FAIREST PRICES in the Realm." The Capt'n Invites ye to "COMPARE" Our Prices. Jest GOOGLE any of our products to see whats available on the Internet. Our Galley ~Buy It Now~ Prices, Be Lower than Retail Pricing, This be Guaranteed!! (If ye can find this stuff in yer neck of th' woods) ~OUR MAIN CATEGORY~ (E-BAY KEYWORD) ~WESTERN DECOR~ Th Captn's Galley be a One*Of*A*Kind E-Bay Store and open 24/7 -365 to Global E-Bay Traffic. Most of our items are ~MADE IN THE USA~ The Best Quality Merchandise. Support American Workers. "Always Very Unique, Always Very Limited" (To Stock On Hand) As Th Capt'n be sayin~ What's here today, May be gone by Morrow's tide. Aarrgghh Merchandise is of the Finest Quality, And is 100% GUARANTEED. Customer Service be are #1 Priority. Check out ar' Feedback, See what ar'customers be sayin. Procure yer ~UNIQUE GIFTS~ Today!! ~FLAT RATE USPS 1st Class Shipping~ $1.95 $2.95,$3.95, on many items, EVERY ORDER COMES COMPLETE with a Delivery Confirmation Number. (Thar be a $1.00 Packaging & Handling Charge to every item purchased) We Ship USPS 1st Class (3 - 7 days) or Priority (2 - 3 days.) The weight limit for 1st Class is 13 ounces. Any weight over this must be sent Priority Mail. Moon Dance Merchants thanks ye fer visiting Th Captn's Galley of Merchandise on Th Fine Ship Moon Dancer. May th winds always fill yer sails, And may you live as long as you love, and love as long as you live. Captn Moondancer