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Our license plate covers are completely customizable. This page is dedicated to common or creative license plate frames. These sayings should give you many great ideas to express yourself.


These frames fit on standard sized license plates and come in either chrome or black. License plate frames are a great decoration for any vehicle; they add your personality.

Patriotic Sayings
God Bless America Once a marine always a marine 
America United We Stand The few, the proud, the marines 
Carpe diem seize the day Puerto Rican Pride
Funny Sayings 
I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting I still miss my ex but my aim is improving
I'm not speeding, I’m qualifying Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
If I followed you home would you keep me? Yield to the princess
Don't drive faster than your angel can fly My other car is a horse
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk! I may be slow... but I’m ahead of you
I don't skinny dip I chunky dunk! Beam me up Scotty this traffic sucks
Yes it’s fast; and no you can't drive it! Gas, grass or ass nobody rides free
Drive it  like you stole it! Injection is nice but I’d rather be blown
Silly boys, trucks are for girls This ford eats chevys and shits mopars
My other car  is a race car This Chevy eats fords and shits mopars
My other car  is a horse This mopar eats chevys and shits fords
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you Don’t follow me I’m lost
If you can't stop smile as you go under If you're gonna ride my ass then at least pull my hair
I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford I’ve got lots of toys but my best toy has tits
He who dies with the most toys wins Redneck driver git-r-done
He who dies with the most toys, still dies! Tilt steering for more head room
Difference between men and boysi is the price of their toys If it's got tits or wheels it will give you problems
Once a man  twice a boy When hell freezes over I’ll snowmobile there too
My Ferrari is in the shop I feel the need the need for speed
Don't Laugh It's paid for I’m not spoiled just well taken care of
I'd rather be golfing This car sucks gas but hauls ass
Yield; to the princess Sometimes I go topless
If you're rich, I'm single I’d rather begging topless
I'm a Schizophrenic and so am I I’d rather be golfing
Millionaire in training If you don't like my driving then get off the sidewalk
If you can read this, you're too close This vehicle is insured by smith and Wesson
Don't Worry; Be Happy Sex instructor - first lesson free
Don't rush me I'm retired The more I see men ...the more I like my dog
I'm not drunk I drive like this I’m schizophrenic and so am I
I want the world I want it now! I got this car for my wife ... it was a good trade
I get paid Weekly Very Weakly My other ride is your boyfriend
Don't follow me; I'm lost Never mind the dog beware of owner
I owe, I owe so iIt's off to work I go Hairdressers do it with style
Born free my dad was a doctor. 100% Boricua Puerto Rican princess
Caution, car stops for all garage sales My other toy has tits
My other car is a broom If this trailer's rockin' don't come knockin'
Give blood  Play hockey Get your kicks on route 66
I’m not driving too fast I’m just flying low This vehicle is built for chillin'
Bad ass boys drive bad ass toys If you can't dodge it ram it
Not only boys drive bad ass toys I’ve got pms and a handgun any questions?
Get in, sit down shut up and hold on We’re spending our kids’ inheritance
It’s a jeep thing you wouldn't understand If you can't stop smile as you go under
Don’t laugh your wife's in the back Another one of dad's toys
Firemen have longer hoses If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch
I want to be like Barbie that bitch has everything Save a horse ride a cowboy
49% bitch 51% sweetheart Life’s a bitch then you marry one
Zero to bitch in 2.7 seconds Dad’s toy ... I love my truck
I’m Italian meat my balls Dad’s midlife crisis toy
Memorable Sayings 
Married with children and loving every minute! Worlds greatest Dad
My grandkids are cuter than yours! Worlds greatest Grandpa
Happiness is being a grandmother Ask me about; my Grandkids
Happiness is being married Grandma's Score: 4 boys, 5 girls
Super Mom Happiness is being a grandparent