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| |  |  Are you a Worry Wort? A Worry Wort is a person who continually worries about a multitude of subjects. Maybe you are a Worry Wort or know of someone who is - a parent, a sibling, a relative, a friend, a co-worker, or maybe even your boss! Then The Worry Wort Club Of America (copyright) is for them! A beautiful certificate with their name imprinted on it, with an official embossed seal, will let everyone know that they are a proud charter member of The Worry Wort Club Of America (copyright). Along with this frameable certificate, they will also receive an official membership card. This is a great gift for that special person. So become a charter member of The Worry Wort Club Of America (copyright). Order today, so you will not have to worry about forgetting! Please enclose $7.95 (PayPal) for the certificate and membership card. Illinois residents, please add 10% sales tax ($.80). Please also add $2.38 for shipping and handling. And please do not forget to add your name and address, as well as the name of the person that you would like to have the certificate and membership card made out to. The certificate reads as follows: This is to certify that (Name of Person) is a genuine Worry Wort. The above mentioned, being well known to all friends and associates to make mountains out of mole hills, crisis out of calm and being able to see defeat in every victory, failure in every success and rain on a sunny day, and because said individual tends to drive all friends and associates to distraction with ceaseless, senseless whining and whimpering about imaginary fears, said individual is hereby declared to be a genuine Worry Wort and is made a member of The Worry Wort Club Of America (copyright). Signed by, Fraidi Katt, Secretary and Stanley Whynor, President. |
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