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PHUN PHILOSOPHY  #1-Rustic Repartee  (not necessary to transaction, but hopefully fun to read).

"Menee a jest iz spokin in trooth"!

My altered-ego, Red-Nek Roy, fancies himself as a "Filosofizur-Ordinayr".  We have agreed to allow the use of this space for him to present his sometimes controversial, yet insightful views.

Hay, Red-Nek Roy heer, er Mr. Worthyfox, az I'm o'fishully knowd at formul gath'rin'z lyk shotgun wedin'z, wyn box and Cheez Wiz parteez an' the lyk.  I'm mytee fonda comin' up with semi-klevur sayin'z that hillucinayt an impotent poynt.  Bein'z how the ekonomee iz lowur 'n a gofur'z ass ryt now, I'd lyk t' shayr sum o' my pro-lost-n-fownd wizdum on isshooz relaytid t' that hot tropik.

"KUMPUNEE TAG LYN"  

Ryt 'bowt now, I'd lyk t' sugjest that t' inkrees a-fish-in-sea, the kumpunee tag lyn be chayngd in ordur t' weed owt weezulls an' trubull makurs.  I akshully thawt o' sev'rul vershunz, so its multee-pull choyss.  Y'all kin tayk yer pik as t' witch wun ya think iz best:

"We striv t' mayk sweet kustomurz repeet kustomurz,

but sowur kustomurz: 

a)  not owur kustomurz!  (sum wun els'z @#$%&$^ problum!)

b)  chargd-by-the-owur kustomurz  ($20.00 pur owur, ev'ry tym we hafta wayst owur valyoobull tym ansurin' kwestyuns 'bowt stuf that's allredee menshund in the itum duhscripshun, er lyk wen sum wun wants t' try 'n' sayv 'bowt 12 cent on shippin', er lyk wen sum wun asks a millyun kwestyuns 'bowt sumthin', then byz it sum wear els jus' b'cuz its 3 cent cheepur, er wen sum wun don't no how t' yooz the shippin' kalkyulaytur, er wen sum wun asks fur a kombynd shippin' kwote withowt givin' theyr ZIP kode, er lyk wen sum budy expekts an exakt kombynd shippin' an' handlin' kwote b'for all the itums ar pakt an' wayd, er lyk wen fokes pik the cheepist shippin' survis lyk Furst Klas Male er Parcely Post, an' then komplayn 'bowt the deliv'ry tym, er lyk wen sum budy gits all orn'ry  'bowt my yoozin' "kolurful" langwidj, er lyk wen sum budy kan't tayk a jok, 'speshully 'bowt the nex' part)

c)  tayk-a-showur kustomurz  (so y'all don't stink s'much!  Remembur that I'm only tawkin' 'bowt sowur kustomurz, not sweet wunz)  

 

For more of Red-Nek Roy's Rustic Repartee, please click on the other Phun Philosophy links located within the Store Pages section of the Left Navigation Bar.

Legal Disclaimer:  The views and opinions expressed herein belong to Mr. Worthyfox (a fictional character), who is solely responsible for their content, and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of Trains and Toys for Big Boys, its owner or affiliates.