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PHUN PHILOSOPHY  #4-Rustic Repartee  (not necessary to transaction, but hopefully fun to read)

"Menee a jest iz spokin in trooth"!

My altered-ego, Red-Nek Roy, fancies himself as a "Filosofizur-Ordinayr".  We have agreed to allow the use of this space for him to present his sometimes controversial, yet insightful views.

Hay, Red-Nek Roy heer, er Mr. Worthyfox, az I'm o'fishully knowd at formul gath'rin'z lyk shotgun wedin'z, wyn box and Cheez Wiz parteez an' the lyk.  I'm mytee fonda comin' up with semi-klevur sayin'z that hillucinayt an impotent poynt.  Bein'z how the ekonomee iz lowur 'n a gofur'z ass ryt now, I'd lyk t' shayr sum o' my pro-lost-n-fownd wizdum on isshooz relaytid t' that hot tropik.


I meen, think abowt it.  Wen sumthin'z fur sail by awkshin, theyr kin onlee bee wun winur.  That meenz evrywun els is a loozur!  Wen y'all koncidur the totul amownt o' tym y'all spend in a weak, chekin' bak evry day t' see if yur still the hyist biddur, a-hopin' an' a-prayin' that sumwun els duznt bid hyur, jus' so's ya kin sayv a fyu meezlee cents, y'all shood reelyz that yur tym wood bee betur spent lookin' fur a betur payin' job!  That way, wen ya see sumthin' ya want, ya kin jus' BY IT NOW an' git it ryt away, at a fayr prys, ' sted o' havin' t' wayt a weak fur the dam awkshin t' end, onlee t' fynd that ya lost agen t' sum othur weezul that snypt yur ass at the last sekund!

For more of Red-Nek Roy's Rustic Repartee, please view the other Phun Philosophy links located within the Store Pages section of the Left Navigation Bar.

Legal Disclaimer:  The views and opinions expressed herein belong to Mr. Worthyfox (a fictional character), who is solely responsible for their content, and do not necessarily represent the views or opinions of Trains and Toys for Big Boys, its owner or affiliates.