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|Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A Looper, you know, a Caddy, a Looper, a Jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long into a 10,000 ft. crevasse right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.