The facts of a ridiculous nature:
Abigail's father built a train track in her backyard when she was in middle school. It has a rideable train, a train station, and tunnels!
As a child, Abigail's family cut a hole in the roof of their dying 1970s Cadillac, inserted a Christmas tree, and then lit the tree with a set of lights as they drove around town, wearing Santa hats. No joke.
One of Abigail's relatives was once in the Guiness Book of World Records for the longest name (that was a short story that used every letter of the alphabet consecutively) and then changed their name to the shortest name (which I don't know what it was).