TO USE STORE CATEGORIES AND SEARCH OPTIONS IN ORDER TO FIND EVERYTHING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR: THESE "LINKS" GATHER OTHERWISE RANDOMLY LISTED ITEMS TOGETHER FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE....IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT, WE WILL GLADLY TAKE YOUR REQUEST INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN ADDING DAILY TO OUR STORE INVENTORY. SIMPLY CLICK "ASK A QUESTION" TO E-MAIL YOUR WANT LIST!
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PLEASE TELL US IF YOU NEED YOUR ORDER TO BE DELIVERED AT A CERTAIN TIME (IN ORDER TO GIVE A GIFT, ETC.). WE WILL DO OUR BEST! WE CAN ALSO SEND ITEMS DIRECTLY TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR HOLIDAYS, BIRTHDAYS, AND OTHER OCCASIONS. SIMPLY TELL US THE ADDRESS (WE WILL SEND A REVISED INVOICE TO YOU IF THE POSTAGE IS MORE OR LESS!).
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REMEMBER...
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FOR $10.00 [U.S.], WE WILL INCLUDE AN "YOU-NIQUE" GREETING CARD (WHICH WE MAKE FROM FUNNY/ SEXY/ NOSTALGIC MAGAZINE ADS AND ILLUSTRATIONS), WITH YOUR OWN UNCENSORED MESSAGE PRINTED INSIDE! TELL US WHAT KIND OF CARD THAT YOU WOULD LIKE--USE YOUR IMAGINATION--WE WILL SEARCH OUR HUGE STOCK OF ORIGINAL GRAPHIC MATERIALS FOR EXACTLY THE IMAGE AND/OR SENTIMENT THAT YOU WISH. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED (FREE SAMPLE WITH ANY PURCHASE, ON REQUEST)!
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A WORD MORE ABOUT GRADING (SEE STORE PAGES, ABOVE, FOR TERMS AND DEFINITIONS): WHEN YOU SEE "VERY GOOD" IN THE HEADING--WHERE IT SAYS "ITEM SPECIFICS"--IT USUALLY MEANS VERY GOOD OR BETTER; THIS IS AN AUTOMATED FEATURE AND IS NOT PRECISE. PLEASE SCROLL DOWN TO OUR OWN TEXT WHERE YOU SHALL ALWAYS FIND AN ACCURATE, RELIABLE, AND GUARANTEED DESCRIPTION!
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