CHRISTMAS JOKE
    This Guy`s wife wanted a talking bird for Christmas. He waits until Christmas Eve to go to the Pet Store at the Mall. No talking birds.
 He rushs to the Pet Store Downtown. No talking birds. But the store owner tells Him to try the Pet store the next town over.
   The Guy arrives at the Pet Store just as the owner was closing.
He pounded on the Door and said:
 Mister Please! You Gotta have a talking Bird for my Wife for Xmas!
 
The Pet Store Owner said: No, but I have a singing bird.
The Guy said:I don`t know, She said talking bird.
The Pet Store Owner said: This Bird sings Christmas Carols. The Guy said: Really, Let me see it.

  They walk to the back of the Store and the owner rips the sheet off the cage and shouts:

  This is "Chet the Singing Parrot"!

 The Guy said: How do I make him sing?
 The Owner said: You take a match and hold it under his leg.
 The Guy said: I don`t know.
 The Owner said: No that`s ok, go ahead.

 So the Guy lights a match and holds it under the bird`s leg.

The Bird sings:   Baaaalk! Jingle Bells! Jingles Bells! Jingle all the way!
 The Guy goes:  Wow! Does He know any more songs?
The Owner says: Yes, Hold a match under His other leg.

 So the Guy lights another match and holds it under his other leg.

The Bird sings:   Baaaalk! Silent Night! Holy Night!
The Guy Goes: Man! This is Great! My Wife is going to love       this!  Does he know any more Christmas songs?
The Pet Store Owner goes: Yep, He knows one more. You take a match and hold it between His legs.
The Guy says: mmmm I don`t know if..........
The Pet Store Owner says: Go Ahead! Try it!

 So the Guy lights a match and holds it between the Bird`s legs.

 The Bird Sings:    Chet`s Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!!!!