| Patriotic Sayings |
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| God Bless America |
Once a marine always a marine |
| America United We Stand |
The few, the proud, the marines |
| Carpe diem seize the day |
Puerto Rican Pride |
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| Funny Sayings |
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| I’m not tailgating, I’m drafting |
I still miss my ex but my aim is improving |
| I'm not speeding, I’m qualifying |
Would you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass? |
| If I followed you home would you keep me? |
Yield to the princess |
| Don't drive faster than your angel can fly |
My other car is a horse |
| If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk! |
I may be slow... but I’m ahead of you |
| I don't skinny dip I chunky dunk! |
Beam me up Scotty this traffic sucks |
| Yes it’s fast; and no you can't drive it! |
Gas, grass or ass nobody rides free |
| Drive it like you stole it! |
Injection is nice but I’d rather be blown |
| Silly boys, trucks are for girls |
This ford eats chevys and shits mopars |
| My other car is a race car |
This Chevy eats fords and shits mopars |
| My other car is a horse |
This mopar eats chevys and shits fords |
| I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you |
Don’t follow me I’m lost |
| If you can't stop smile as you go under |
If you're gonna ride my ass then at least pull my hair |
| I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford |
I’ve got lots of toys but my best toy has tits |
| He who dies with the most toys wins |
Redneck driver git-r-done |
| He who dies with the most toys, still dies! |
Tilt steering for more head room |
| Difference between men and boysi is the price of their toys |
If it's got tits or wheels it will give you problems |
| Once a man twice a boy |
When hell freezes over I’ll snowmobile there too |
| My Ferrari is in the shop |
I feel the need the need for speed |
| Don't Laugh It's paid for |
I’m not spoiled just well taken care of |
| I'd rather be golfing |
This car sucks gas but hauls ass |
| Yield; to the princess |
Sometimes I go topless |
| If you're rich, I'm single |
I’d rather begging topless |
| I'm a Schizophrenic and so am I |
I’d rather be golfing |
| Millionaire in training |
If you don't like my driving then get off the sidewalk |
| If you can read this, you're too close |
This vehicle is insured by smith and Wesson |
| Don't Worry; Be Happy |
Sex instructor - first lesson free |
| Don't rush me I'm retired |
The more I see men ...the more I like my dog |
| I'm not drunk I drive like this |
I’m schizophrenic and so am I |
| I want the world I want it now! |
I got this car for my wife ... it was a good trade |
| I get paid Weekly Very Weakly |
My other ride is your boyfriend |
| Don't follow me; I'm lost |
Never mind the dog beware of owner |
| I owe, I owe so iIt's off to work I go |
Hairdressers do it with style |
| Born free my dad was a doctor. |
100% Boricua Puerto Rican princess |
| Caution, car stops for all garage sales |
My other toy has tits |
| My other car is a broom |
If this trailer's rockin' don't come knockin' |
| Give blood Play hockey |
Get your kicks on route 66 |
| I’m not driving too fast I’m just flying low |
This vehicle is built for chillin' |
| Bad ass boys drive bad ass toys |
If you can't dodge it ram it |
| Not only boys drive bad ass toys |
I’ve got pms and a handgun any questions? |
| Get in, sit down shut up and hold on |
We’re spending our kids’ inheritance |
| It’s a jeep thing you wouldn't understand |
If you can't stop smile as you go under |
| Don’t laugh your wife's in the back |
Another one of dad's toys |
| Firemen have longer hoses |
If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch |
| I want to be like Barbie that bitch has everything |
Save a horse ride a cowboy |
| 49% bitch 51% sweetheart |
Life’s a bitch then you marry one |
| Zero to bitch in 2.7 seconds |
Dad’s toy ... I love my truck |
| I’m Italian meat my balls |
Dad’s midlife crisis toy |
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| Memorable Sayings |
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| Married with children and loving every minute! |
Worlds greatest Dad |
| My grandkids are cuter than yours! |
Worlds greatest Grandpa |
| Happiness is being a grandmother |
Ask me about; my Grandkids |
| Happiness is being married |
Grandma's Score: 4 boys, 5 girls |
| Super Mom |
Happiness is being a grandparent |
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